I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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