i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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