Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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