If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im holly from the hills drunk
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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