I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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