She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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