...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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