I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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