Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
