I wanna passion pit in your ass
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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