Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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