there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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