no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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