The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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