Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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