...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
farters have to be the big spoon...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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