I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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