If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
