I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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