he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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