We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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