i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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