Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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