Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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