I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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