Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
