So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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