I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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