I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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