Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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