the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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