this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
