dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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