If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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