You're my little dorito
After last night, I could never be a politician.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just want nice things and good sex
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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