North Korea, Best Korea!
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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