Only a mothe r could love this liver
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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