Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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