im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I need a hoe opinion
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