i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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