She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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