Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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