I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he thought i was a dude.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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