I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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