lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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