At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm too high and old for this...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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