I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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