the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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