: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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