my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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