a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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