Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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