When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
