Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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