...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize