It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Why can't burritos get me drunk
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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