Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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