But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
