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Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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