help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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